The funniest and weirdest Christian Music song titles

Relient K - “Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care”
Five Iron Frenzy - “At Least I’m Not Like All Those Other Old Guys”
The Devil Wears Prada - “Reptar, King of the Ozone”
Daniel Amos / The Swirling Eddies - “Donna Nietche And Her Super Race Of Kick-Boxing Uber Parrots”
Daniel Amos / The Swirling Eddies - “Arthur Fhardy’s Yodeling Party”
Five Iron Frenzy - “The Phantom Mullet”
Search the City - “In This Scene You’re Just An Extra”
Showbread - “I Had Music In My Heart, But Now My My Heart Is Broken”
House Of Heroes - “You Are the Judas of The Cheerleading Squad”
Relient K - “Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, And Things Like Chemistry”
Underoath - “I Have Ten Friends and A Crowbar that Say You Ain’t Gonna Do, Jack”
MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE - “A Bayonet Doesn’t Make You A Hero”
Blue Cadet and the Brave December - “Brass Knuckles Won’t Do You Any Good In Soul To Soul Combat”
The Devil Wears Prada - “Hey John, What’s Your Name Again”
Send Out Scuds - “This is So Cliche That it Will Rot Your Teeth”
Showbread - “Oh! Emetophobia”
Underoath - “It’s Dangerous Business Walking Out Your Front Door”
The Almost - “They Say You Can Never Write I Told You So In A Song But Here I Go DEMO”
Falling Up - “The Dark Side of Indoor Track Meets”
Project 86 - “The Forces of Radio Have Dropped A Viper In The Rhythm Section”
Emery - “You Think You’re Nickel Slick (But I Got Your Penny Change)”
Rich Mullins - “Alrightokuhhuhamen”
MxPx - “Another Song About T.V.”
Five Iron Frenzy - “Wizard Needs Food, Badly”
David Crowder*Band - “O God Where Are You Now (In Pickerel Lake? Pigeon? Marquette? Mackinaw?)”
Anberlin - “A Heavy Hearted Work of Staggering Genius”
Sullivan - “Under the Watchful Eyes Of T.J. Eckleburg”
Anberlin - “There Is No Mathematics to Love and Loss”
Showbread - “A Llama Eats a Giraffe (And Vice Versa)
Nodes of Ranvier - “Nagheenanajar”
Maylene And The Sons of Disaster - “Bang! The Witch Is Dead”
Norma Jean - “I Used To Hate Cell Phones, Now I Hate Car Accidents”
Demon Hunter - “Our Faces Fall Apart”
Daniel Amos / The Swirling Eddies - “(Near Sighted Girl With Approaching) Tidal Wave”
Daniel Amos / The Swirling Eddies - “(It’s The Eighties So Where’s Our) Rocket Pack”
DC Talk - “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”
Gwen Stacy - “What Will Happen If I Hit Enter?”
The Chariot - “If Wishes Were Horses, More Beggars Would Ride Them”
The Devil Wears Prada - “Swords, Dragons, and Diet Coke”
The Devil Wears Prada - “This Song Is Called”
The Chariot -
1. Back To Back
2. They Faced Each Other
3. They Drew Their Swords
4. And Shot Each Other
5. The Deaf Policemen
6. Heard This Noise
7. Then Came To Kill
8. The Two Dead Boys
9. Forgive Me Nashville
10. The Trumpet

The Chariot - “Someday In The Event That Mankind Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands Of People Will Be Shocked And Perplexed To Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me.”

Gwen Stacy - “Hey God, This Song’s For You. I Hope You Like It.”

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